Please beware of the following risks, some fatal, if you decide to tailgate with us. You alone assume the risks associated with tailgating, including the following:
Skin damage from exposure to the sun. Overexposure to the sun has been known to cause cancer.
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We serve red meat which has been shown to be a carcinogen. It may cause colon cancer.
We serve cured meats which have been shown to be a carcinogen. It may cause colon cancer.
We often serve deviled eggs which may lead to heart disease.
Often in the late season, the weather turns cold. This may cause hypothermia that could lead to death.
Often in the early season, the weather is very hot and humid. This may cause heat stroke which could lead to death.
We cook with charcoal which may be a carcinogen. It may cause colon cancer.
We serve alcohol which can cause liver damage and birth defects in pregnant women.
Often the gentlemen smoke cigars which have been known to cause mouth and throat cancer.
We serve oysters in the cool months which can cause illness if contaminated, and liver damage.
If requested, we serve hamburgers at a temperature that may be below government suggestions for safety. Medium rare.
Lastly, we serve the dreaded hot dog, a suspected carcinogen. Everyone knows a hot dog will kill you, but they are so damn good on charcoal, with bacon, chili, cheese, and a cold beer. You may not survive this encounter.
At Extreme Tailgate we constantly monitor government warnings for your safety.
Tailgate at your own risk.
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